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No one is free who commands not himself---Epictetus
 
That which you bring forth will heal you.
That which you keep hidden will destroy you---Anonymous
 
Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live---Vittorio Alfieri
 
Our senses can grasp nothing that is extreme...
too far or too near prevents us seeing;
too long or too short is beyond
our understanding; too much
truth stuns us---Blaise Pascal
 
Living on Earth is expensive,
but it does include a free trip
around the sun every year.

How long a minute is
depends on what side of the
bathroom door you're on.


Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have,
the longer you live.
 
Ever notice that the people who are late
are often much jollier
than the people who have to wait for them?

If Walmart is lowering prices every day,
how come nothing is free yet? 

                          
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much fun
to only make once.

Don't cry because it's over;
smile because it happened.
 
We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty,
some are dull, some have weird names,
and all are different colors....but
they all exist very nicely in the same box.

A truly happy person is one who
can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
 
"Beauty is temporary...stupid is forever." ---Judge Judy
 
I tried sniffing coke once...but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose. ---seen on a lighter in Spencer's